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He's drunk a good amount of Feroxi Vodka cocktails.

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theswordchoseme

Does it? My father got a blood transfusion from Lady Rhea so he has her Crest, but I don't know if the blood makes his liver stronger. Or if any special blood does that.

From:

invisiblebonds

I sdfweatr it does! otherise I cn't equal Chrom in dirnks!

From:

theswordchoseme

Actually, now that I think of it, dad was a big guy. I think it's size that determines how much you can hold your liquor, and you're shorter than Chrom.

From:

invisiblebonds

i'm not that short ad tyne than chrom i swea r
wait was your dad chrom's size?
yay no type
type tyepo
nm i'm hbas at tping rn

From:

theswordchoseme

Dad's over six feet tall. And broad. Big muscles.

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invisiblebonds

okayh ithink the siz diffenret betwween crom and yourf dad is ther same with chrom an me
which ids nt' much.

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theswordchoseme

...you're still way too drunk.

[She's eyeing her phone, wondering if she needs to get Chrom. The answer is yes.]

Chrom. Robin's had way too much to drink and got in a fight with a bird.

From:

invisiblebonds

i;m fine seriously dont woryr abt me

From:

wyverninheat

In a fight with a bird?! How much did he drink?!

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theswordchoseme

Feroxi Vodka a couple times, cocktails made with it, enough that he's typoing everything.

From:

wyverninheat

Oh. Well that explains why I haven't heard of him for a bit. Hold on, let me find him.

Edited Date: 2026-02-01 01:13 am (UTC)

From:

invisiblebonds

WHYED IS CHROLM HERE

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theswordchoseme

You're in no shape to be wandering around on your own, and you should really get home and sleep this off. Also the hangover's going to be the worst tomorrow.

[She's dealt with Professor Manuela enough to know these things.]

From:

wyverninheat

Got him, confiscated his communicator, I'm getting him home.
Wish me luck, knowing Robin from prior experiences he's gonna be sick halfway there.

From:

invisiblebonds

Hey Byleth?
Remind me to never do that again.

From:

theswordchoseme

Gladly. Fortunately, unlike certain professors I've worked alongside, I know you'll listen.

How bad was it?

From:

invisiblebonds

Brutal. I still have a headache and a stomachache. Apparently I drank two cocktails too much, according to the tab.

From:

theswordchoseme

Ouch. Yeah, that's...very like Professor Manuela. Only in her case it would be three times that many cocktails too much.

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invisiblebonds

...Is that with Feroxi Vodka?

From:

theswordchoseme

No, but we have similar liquors on Fodlan and she's fond of them all.

From:

invisiblebonds

...ALL OF THEM?! Goodness, I look picky compared to her!

From:

theswordchoseme

That's a good thing. Professor Manuela's a kind person, very good at her job, incredibly talented, but booze is her weakness. According to Dorothea she's always been like that, too.

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invisiblebonds

Sometimes you just want to shut your brain down with some stiff drinks, but it sounds like a proper vice.

From:

theswordchoseme

Hey, sometimes you do need a drink after a rough day. I've had times like that, especially dealing with certain students.

From:

invisiblebonds

Don't I know it. Yesterday I had to deal with... very shitty nobles visiting Ylisse, on Chrom's behalf.

Edited Date: 2026-02-01 07:14 pm (UTC)

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theswordchoseme

Oh I...know quite a bit about shitty nobles myself.

[Her students have told her things. Count Varley and Count Rowe can burn in hell, and while Duke Aegir may not be a horrible parent he's a bad person and even his own son recognizes this.]